I’m gonna drink wine all day, watch lesbian movies and pretend I’m not a disaster.

I base my movie “what to watch list” on the posts that bestrafemich21 makes. 





The Saddest Khajit - Created by Darren Geers

*incoherent squealing*

Every time I see this on my dash it hurts my heart.

(via bestrafemich21)






Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

<3 I am SO GLAD there is a recording of this that can be listened to. 

Always reblog butt song from hell.

HOW can you NOT reblog the buttsong from Hell ???????

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Events are occuring


How should I dye my hair, fair followers? Black with blue highlights? Blue with black (low?)lights? Ombre? Should I mix both of the dyes together and drink it? Help me make a decision!

I really want to cuddle and watch porn with someone right now :(.

Oh boxed wine, you are my only friend.

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.